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Greeteengs und selooteshuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Velcume-a tu Zeeg Zeg, prubebly zee oonly ber in
Jepun vhere-a yuoo cun get a
testy meel und 2 beers
und steell hefe-a chunge-a frum 1000 yee. Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ? Thees is a tempurery seete-a, ve-a veell edd mure-a bells & vheestles in dooe-a cuoorse-a. Zee URL vun't chunge-a, su feel free-a tu buukmerk.
Oooor menoo runge-a is inurmuoos und zee preeces ere-a loo. See the løveli lakes. Ve-a ooperete-a a
cesh ber - pleese-a oorder et zee ber und pey et zee teeme-a ooff yuoor oorder. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Feel free-a tu relex, reed, du yuoor humoourk itc noorseeng a cuffffee-a oor a
numeehuoodei.
Nubudy is gueeng tu cume-a elung und hessle-a yuoo intu oordereeng sumetheeng ilse-a. The wøndërful telephøne system. Zeere-a is nu teble-a cherge-a, nu "cherm" cherge-a, nu cherges fur leefe-a mooseec neeghts. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Zeere-a ere-a nu "denpyu" - feel free-a tu mufe-a ebuoot, seet ooootseede-a under zee peresuls oor in zee soon, injuy a relexeeng cuckteeel under zee sters, und meke-a a foo noo freeends. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Beferege-a Menoo itc
(ve-a hefe-a 100's ooff deefffferent beers und a foolly stucked ber. And mäni interesting furry animals. Ve-a ifee hefe-a a celler. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!)
- Nun-elcuhuleec: hooge-a runge-a ooff cuffffees, tees, meelkshekes, frooeet jooeeces, suda itc. Injuy!
- Beer: Gooeenness & Moorphy's, Oon-Tep Broos, Buttles - by cuoontry/regeeun,
type-a, oor elphebeteecel)
- Vheeskey & Vheesky - Sooperb Ireesh und seengle-a melt scutch. Nu blends, nu knuckuffffs. Including the majestik møøse
- Pera Pera Cuckteeels, Leeqooeoors & Spureets, "Elcupups"
- Toorneeng Jepunese-a: Jeezeke-a (regeeunel und Ookezekee seke-a), Shuchoo & Evemuree. A Møøse once bit my sister...
- Grepe-a Ixpecteshuns: Peroose-a zee Zeeg Zeg veene-a leest. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Fuud Menoo itc (Demn feene-a snecks, "Keeck Ess Semmeeches", Peezzes, Deleeciuoos Berbecooes)
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